Bride’s quirky ribbon wedding dress mocked for looking like she has a giant poo ‘streaming out of her bum’

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A BRIDE’S quirky wedding dress has been mercilessly mocked, for the design which looks like a giant poo “streaming out of her a**”.

Posting on Reddit, people were in hysterics about the unfortunate placement of a large brown ribbon – which is right on the bride’s bum and trails down to the floor.

This unusual wedding dress has horrified people online
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Earlier this month, we revealed a bride accidentally “s*** herself” and ruined her dream £12,000 dress, after downing detox drinks ahead of her big day.

And this new bridal gown makes it look like exactly that has happened.

Posting a picture of the dress, one Redditor joked: “What every bride wants: a brown ribbon streaming out of her a**.”

Commenting on the thread, some amused people added: “Crappy design. Literally” and “Ahhh s***!”

Reddit

While others joked the unusual design could come in handy, writing: “the upside is she can s*** herself and no one would notice” and “How else are you supposed to hide the crap stains in a white dress?”

One bride admitted: “It’s pretty difficult to go to the bathroom in a wedding dress, she’s just covering her bases.”

And another lady revealed: “My friend likes to tell the story of how, the morning of her wedding, she had to have a couple bridesmaids hold up her dress while she blasted out panic diharea like a super soaker.

“That’s why you pick your closest friends to be bridesmaids I guess.”

One lass mocked: “Every girl dreams of her dream wedding dress with dream poop train”.

While some even compared the ribbon to “period blood” and “post childbirth”.


Others criticised the gown’s “awful neckline”, visible zipped pull and the ribbon which, aside from the colour, “makes her look like a pencil with a saggy a**.

And one person suggested: “Yaaaa really should start a ribbon like that up higher like at the waist or something. You know, higher than where her poop hole would be”.

Last week, we reported on a mother-of-the-groom who sparked outrage by wearing a white lace chiffon gown to her son’s big day.

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